Friday, May 29, 2009

DON'T CHALLENGE THE WATERGATE!

by Collin

SS: It is a little known fact that Richard Nixon actually had energy-based superpowers and was forced to resign after slaughtering 13 federal agents outside the Watergate hotel after he was caught spending the night with the Chinese Ambassador. Afterwards, Gerald Ford concocted a malarky story about break-ins and cover-ups and created the Frost-Bot 5000 to distract the American public from the real story.

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