DON'T CHALLENGE THE BILL GATES!

SS: Even Apple's Ninja Assassins are white and shiny. I was conflicted drawing this, as I have Microsoft and a Zune, but got an Ipod Touch and am getting a Macbook. I don't know who should win this battle. I better keep the iTouch and Zune away from each other, lest they battle and I end up with nothing.

DON'T CHALLENGE THE WATERGATE!

by Collin

SS: It is a little known fact that Richard Nixon actually had energy-based superpowers and was forced to resign after slaughtering 13 federal agents outside the Watergate hotel after he was caught spending the night with the Chinese Ambassador. Afterwards, Gerald Ford concocted a malarky story about break-ins and cover-ups and created the Frost-Bot 5000 to distract the American public from the real story.

DON'T CHALLENGE THE GATE OF MORDOR!

SS: It's quite tough to capture the evil aura of the Mouth of Sauron in Sharpies. It really defies artwork. So does the Gate of Mordor. Or Aragorn. Maybe I shouldn't draw Lord of the Rings anymore.

MINI-THEME WEEK: DON'T CHALLENGE THE GATE!

by Collin

SS: We're kicking off a mini-theme week here with the inside (soon to be outside) joke of DON'T CHALLENGE THE GATE! You see, at the Yale Peabody Museum of Natural History, there is an unforgiving and intimidating parking gate, which one should never challenge, lest they fall to its wrath. Yet this lesson applies to life, as we should all learn to not challenge the gate, lest we be challenged by it.

Very Superstitious, Mr. Ebony-at-the-Piano

by Collin

SS: Uh-oh. We've run out of comics to post for the next few days, so unless we draw some today, there won't be a new post tomorrow. Stay Tuned for more on this breaking story.

WEBCOMIC PARODY WEEK: DAY 5: Dresden Codak!

SS: Whoops. Sorry about that. Yesterday got a bit too hectic to post anything. But here we are, at the conclusion of Webcomic Parody Week. We hope you enjoyed it. Stick around for the next theme week coming up in a while, and be sure to leave any feedback or guest comics here or on our Facebook page.

WEBCOMIC PARODY WEEK: DAY 4: Toothpaste for Dinner!

by Collin

SS: Ah, webcomic parodies. It's been good. HOWEVER, we still have ONE MORE COMIC to post in this series. HOWEVER, it will not be posted until SATURDAY as I will be away until then. SO, grab a comfy pillow and some snacks, grab a bottle of Jack and some Tylenol, because you had BETTER stay on the edge of your seat until said time. ENJOY.

WEBCOMIC PARODY WEEK: DAY 3: CTRL+ALT+DELETE!

by Collin

SS: This one's a joke concocted by Mr. Tom Q Vaxy himself from the webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Enjoy.

WEBCOMIC PARODY WEEK: DAY 2: xkcd!

SS: It's actually tough to figure out how to draw two different styles of stick figure. xkcd is a great webcomic though, and I suggest you check it out (unless you're too stupid, and in that case don't even bother).

WEBCOMIC PARODY WEEK: DAY 1: Achewood!

SS: One of my most favorite webcomics out there. Quirky, bizarre, politically incorrect, but absolutely hilarious. Plus Ray is one of the most badass motherf***ers around.

Check it out here:
www.achewood.com

All is fair in love and AP tests.

Collin G here, AKA Daddy Long Legs. SS has been busy battling the Swine Flu and taking AP tests, and I've...uh...been...busy...so, we haven't posted anything in a while. But, uh, we are going to have a new theme week starting next Monday, so all you patient little fans will be able to return to your bad habit in less than a week!
ALSO
We are still admitting guest comics for the near future theme week. Anyone can enter, and a panel of 26 assorted artists and interpretive dancers will judge your work. You can email your comic to SS or myself, just look on our profiles. Or, our Facebook friends can post your comic on the boards on Facebook.
Have a lovely Hump Day, and remember, stay Sharp!

Wow, that's really corny. But I might keep that tag line...

The Downside of Ritual Sacrifice

SS: It's a problem that all Mayan priests face: depression. Where does depression hurt? Everywhere. Especially when you're driving a ceremonial obsidian blade into a bejeweled sacrificial virgin.

AHHHH! PHYSICAL EDUCATION!

SS: Not much to say about this. It's self-explanatory. No news. It's good.