The Super Science Pets...of Science! vs. Tesla's Mad Robot Army!

SS: Someday I will make a comic as exciting as the title. But for now, I had better put this up while Hawking is still alive. Hang in there guy, we're all hoping the best for you.

Long-Lost Relic of Laziness

SS: Just up ahead we have a recently uncovered artifact from the Cereal Mascots Theme Week era. Scientists have confirmed that the comic was fossilized by a combination of time and the maker's own laziness. However, it has now been unearthed for your enjoyment.

You will never be the Green Arrow...

SS: It's true. Just a reminder: If you want to draw a guest strip for an upcoming theme week, message Collin or I to set it up. THNX.

Descent into Madness

SS: I recently spent about 31 hours in a car over the course of 5 days. I chronicled my slow, torturous descent into madness by making a Sharpie drawing of it. THIS IS MADNESS!

A New Day Dawns...

by Collin

SS: I feel I should come clean about something. We here at Sharpier Images did not spend our spring breaks in various states in the US, biding our time and making new comics. No, we spent it fighting a bloody coup in Chile that ultimately made us rulers of a South American super-country made of Chile, Peru, and French Suriname. This portrait was made to show our triumphant stand above the bodies of our enemies. WE <3 CHILE!

The Young Pharmacist Realized Too Late...

by Collin

SS:Uh-oh. The final old comic left in the archives! Hopefully my scanner will work by tomorrow, and some BRAND-NEW comics will be up. Hang in there.

Take the Calico to remain in this reality. Take the Tabby to go further down the rabbit hole.

SS: Here's a MINITHEME WEEK! Two days of: PETS AS MEDICINE! Due to a malfunctioning scanner, "new" comics may not be posted until later this week. But hold tight. You shall have your day.

They're Baaack...

SS: Yes, after a lengthy and unproductive hiatus, we have returned in FULL FORCE! So get ready, because we're comin at you with everything we got, including THIS comic (which has been seen by half of you already) but for the global community: ENJOY.

Special Vacation Special

by Collin and Sean

SS: SURPRISE! As I am home for a few hours in between legs of my journey, I thought I would post a few random comics to satiate the hungry feral masses that claw at the gates. Collin remains away, as I will be in a matter of minutes, so enjoy these in our continued absence.

P.S. The next theme week has been decided and it will be: OTHER WEBCOMICS! We have a few parodies of fellow webcomics, but if you have a specific one you would like parodied, lampooned, or made fun of, POST IT.

Also, we will be having a GUEST STRIP WEEK within the next few weeks. If you are interested in being featured that week send your submissions in (address to be determined) for review. (They don't need to be in Sharpie, but it would be appreciated and in keeping with Sharpier Images tradition.) So send them in! I DEMAND IT.

News Downdate: Stand By for Vital Information

SS: Here's the latest news from Sharpier Images HQ:

1. We have recently aquired a 25-pack of Sharpies, so expect new colors and jokes based off of those colors. It's exciting. And for $15.99 at Target, it's a great save! (Money please)
2. HIIIAAAATUUUUUSSSS!! For this week, Sharpier Images is going to CANCUN! And by Cancun, I mean North Carolina/Maine/New York/Pennsylvania. Collin's down in North Carolina for the week, while I will be taking a grand tour of the upper Northeast/Mideast region on a college road trip. When we return, however, there'll be a slew of all new comics for your viewing pleasure.

So that's all for now kids, and until next time: Mr. Wizard rules!

Happy Easter!

SS: Happy Easter, every one! I know posting has been...sporadic as of late, but we'll (I'll) catch up at some point. So, in celebration of this holiday, here's a design I made to show the colors of spring, or a design you can put on a postage stamp and cover with LSD. Have a trippy Easter!

They Charge By The Leaf

SS: Inspired by Mastodon's "Colony of Birchmen", I was left wondering: Where are the birchwomen? Turns out, they're all hookers. They'll shake your branches and strip your bark off. They're that skanky.

The LOLrus: The Beginning

SS: This is it: The comic that started it all. The inspiration for "The Lolrus" came to me in a vision during Calculus, when I zoned out due to me not knowing how to do whatever it was we were supposed to be doing. As soon as 5th period arrived though, the genius emerged. And what started as a flash of LULZ quickly and violently escalated into an all-out mindsplosion that left traces of inspiration and potent gamma rays in the atmosphere. So here it is, the grand-daddy of Sharpier Images, the LOLrus, in all its Sharpie glory.

P.S. There's still an extra comic from cereal week last week that I forgot to post on Saturday/Sunday/Monday. Hang in there. It's coming...

Yes,Yes, I know...

SS: BACK IT UP! I know I haven't posted a new comic this weekend. I've been busy (lazy). There's still another Cereal Week comic in the folder, so I'll upload it tonight (tomorrow). Then we'll be posting some random comics for a while until another Theme Week can be decided upon (thought of/drawn). Until then, stay classy.

P.S. I see that we have some views from Europe now. Greetings! You are welcome members of the global Sharpier Images media empire. Tell your friends!

Monster Mash

by Sean & Collin

SS: YES! The Monster cereals are here. I personally enjoy the Booberry/Ghostbusters reference. And yes, Frankenberry actually did turn peoples' crap pink when it was first released.

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You STRANGER!

TAGTEAMEDA by Collin & Sean

SS: Yes, yes, we have returned, unharmed and stranger than ever. I would have posted this yesterday, but I didn't risk turning my computer on. So I was going to post an explanation about how I shot Collin and we'd never post again and then say April Fools!, but again, the dreaded Conficker worm loomed over my head like Underdog. So today we bring you the tagteam efforts of both myself and Collin, embodied here. Enjoy.